Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
only you would photoshop your dick
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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