Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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