So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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