Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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