I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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