Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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