we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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