That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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