I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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