too bad you live with your parents still
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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