Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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