yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Randomize