How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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