I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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