vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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