yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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