She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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