I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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