Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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