But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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