I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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