Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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