Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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