If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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