Nicole vs. Life
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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