IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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