if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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