just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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