my vag is so smooth its legendary
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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