what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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