so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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