Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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