why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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