I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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