My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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