Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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