But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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