U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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