After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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