New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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