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But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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