Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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