You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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