no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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