i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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