You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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