how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Betty ford says i'm here all night
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Randomize
