how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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