He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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