i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
