yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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