love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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