It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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