He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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