Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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