So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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