i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
